Captain Underpants detained by airport security!!! - true story

Hi all
just finished a fantastic weekend of classes with the infamous Captain Underpants Ms Jen Crossley...this is a nickname that came out of a retreat down in Melb earlier this year and it has followed Ms Crossley all the way to Brisbane where she was presented with her offical uniform of a pair of white undies with "Captain Underpants" displayed on them...a gift from the very lovely
Diana o"Cobhthaigh...

well my funny story begins on Sunday night when taking Ms Crossley back to the airport for her journey home...apparently the girls on the Qantas desk are strict clock watchers as when Jen tried to check in her bag 5 mins late!!! yes only 5 mins I say...they told her too bad and to go and book another flight home!!!!!!!! can u believe that...so off down to the booking desk, with suitcase (just over excessive baggage limit) poor Jen goes...well flight changed and when the nice boy behind the counter began to tell Jen that it was a $45 fee she nearly jumped the counter and throttled him...he must have seen the look on her face and told her not to bother..
Well new time booked (for 30 mins later than last flight) Jen finally checks her bag and we go to head upstairs for dinner and to see Jen and Annette Husband off...
Well Annette goes thru the xray, Hannah (my daughter) goes thru, I go thru...now for Captain Underpants....they look at her hand luggage, they look again...they put it back thru the xray, they highlight certain areas and zoom in for a closer look...then they take Jens back and Jen to a desk so the male security guard can go thru her bag and ask about a few things...
Beads - she says, chains etc, He says "No you can't take masking tape on the plane" bins it, He says "what is that?" Jen says my book (class sample) "what are those cardboard pages used for?" he says..Jen says book...all while did I say MALE security guard was going thru Jens bag...now the funny part...Jen says pointing to side pocket" don't go in there, I have my underwear"...so Male security guard does...and pulls out and holds up for all to see "Captain Underpants".... Picture Jen dying with shame, the Male security guard blushing and Annette and myself nearly rolling around on the floor laughing...which made all parties involved blush even more...
Finally Jen gets the ok on all items except the tape....as she repacked her bag and walks over to us she gets approached by another security guard who wants to do a random drug test!!!!! Well Annette and myself are in fits of laughter now and waiting for Boarder Control to come out..we are yelling out things like "Strip search her!!"..etc...
Finally all ok and off to dinner, and flight departed.....I miss you Jen...can't wait for next trip to the airport..
Ness